2006-12-28 [phoenixborn]: *Would make comment complaining about English weather but is currently in coal-induced coma*

2006-12-28 [phoenixborn]: *would also agree with comment about President whilst complaining about having a leader who has his head shoved so far up afore-mentioned Presidents' ass he can almost see daylight, but is still in coal-induced coma*

2006-12-28 [Big Brother]: bad drivers? all the slow ass bitched drivin round here at like 60 in an 80 zone have american plates, they drive me NUTS, if it is posted as 80 the slowest you go is 90.....but 60 is just asking to get a letter sent to them!!! speaking of which....*starts writting letters*

2006-12-28 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: dang 60 is slow why not go 80 or 90

2006-12-28 [Big Brother]: that's the whole point...they can't drive here, we had some snow a sight whiteout conditions and some American asshole decided to go 15!! and when we passed him and started going 70 (it was hard to see) he stated going at the same speed, the pussy didn't want to drive without having lights to follow.

2006-12-28 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: i see

2006-12-30 [jessiehot]: I want a Chameleon plz

2006-12-30 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Please read the top of the page then do as it says. Thank you! :)

2006-12-30 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: welcome

2006-12-30 [Uchiha Itachi]: YAY! pets!

2006-12-30 [Uchiha Itachi]: could i get a black cat?

2006-12-30 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Everyone who is asking to get a pet: read the top of the page, otherwise, no, you can't.

2006-12-30 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: i agree with her

2006-12-31 [kittykittykitty]: Looks like the black cats have already been taken anyway :/ You'll need to be quicker next time, or choose anther pet now ^____^

2006-12-31 [Bookwyrm]: Actually Uchiha asked for one here, read the rules, then requested one. ;) Their's is the second name.

2006-12-31 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: that is cool

2007-01-02 [Andy8178]: I am home!!!! Happy New Years!

2007-01-02 [phoenixborn]: Happy new year! *dances*

2007-01-02 [Andy8178]: No dancing!

2007-01-02 [phoenixborn]: But but but..*sits down* :(

2007-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: -picks up David and dances with-

2007-01-02 [phoenixborn]: Yey! *sticks tongue out at Andy* See someone luffs me ^_^

2007-01-02 [Andy8178]: Hey! *gets out my billy club* I.... SAID..... NO..... DANCING!!!! ARGHHHH *Develops huge muscles and turns green*

2007-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: Billy goat? I want a billy goat...-whimper-

2007-01-02 [Andy8178]: A billy goat would eat you... plus a billy club is meant for BEATINGS!

*continues to grow bigger/greener and is becoming hard to understand*

2007-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: I know what a billy club is...but a billy goat wouldn't eat me! It would love me. -snuggles random billy goat-

2007-01-02 [Nytefox]: there's billy goats??? where?!?!?!?!?

2007-01-02 [Andy8178]: *points at a picture of a billy goat*

2007-01-02 [Nytefox]: (gets out massive machine gun)... prepare to die!

2007-01-02 [Andy8178]: Hahahaha!!

2007-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: -blink-

2007-01-02 [Nytefox]: (fires at picture of goat)

2007-01-02 [Andy8178]: *laughs my ass off as I grow smaller and white again*

2007-01-02 [Nytefox]: (finishes rounds and takes a breather)... ok, now I'm good...

2007-01-02 [Andy8178]: loll

2007-01-02 [phoenixborn]: *has been shot whilst trying to protect Billy Goat*

2007-01-02 [Andy8178]: Rofl! *Cheers*

2007-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: -hugs David for protecting Billy Goat- ^^

2007-01-02 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: so how is every one

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: *cheers louder*

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: *Huggles Traci*...*shoves a grapefruit in Andys' mouth*

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: Bwuahaha...grapefruit = eww.

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: You can't do that... You're shot. *pelts the grapefruit at Dave*

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: -catches grapefruit and shoves it back in Andy's mouth- But I'm not.

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: I said I was shot, not dead. How do you know i'm not bulletproof?

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: Lol... Because you're mortal. ;D *throws grapefruit back to Traci* I don't want it....

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: -grabs a bag of grapefruit and tosses it at Andy's head- I hate grapefruit.

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: How do you know i'm mortal? I haven't died yet.

Fruit wars? *pulls out banana*

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: -blinks at David- Oh...so it really was a banana in your pocket.

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: *raises eyebrow* So they realy were grapefruits up your shirt?

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: Rofl! and to think that you hugged him :P

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: She deserved it! I'm sure she still loves me really ^__^

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: -blink blink- Excuse me, my grapefruits are much nicer than grapefruits thank-you-very-much. -smacks David's hand-

2007-01-03 [Orochimaru]: ...really now?*rotflmao*

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: Haha well okay, i'll take your word for it XD

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: And that's all you'll be able to take, David. :P

2007-01-03 [Nytefox]: (realizes she shot own wifey)... NOOOOO!!!! (falls on floor in dramatic "no I cant believe I did that stupid thing" scene)

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: .............. What?

2007-01-03 [Nytefox]: ...David... he's my wifey... i just shot him and started a dramtic scene... havent you been reading (pelts you with a grapefruit)

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: Nopee.... Been tooo busy playin with my COLOURS!!! Bwahahaha!! Ahem *Refers to my house: [Andy8178] or www.elfpack.com/Andy8178 :)

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: Traci shush, i'll take whatever I want. In my head XD

And it's okay hubby, I forgives yo *huggles*

And Andy....actually I don't have anything to say to you at the moment, but I'd hate you to feel left out :)

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: Rofl I fell on the floor laughing and I have no idea why :P

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: -grabs David's head- Fine then! I'll take your head so you can't!

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: You know, it would be so easy to reply to that with a comment along the lines of "well if you take my head at some point you'll have to give head back" but that would lower the tone of the conversation and would be below my level of intelligence, so I won't say it.

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: lol.. Coming from someone who uses my vomit as marmalade :P

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: o.O But...you just said it...therefore you defeated the purpose of your statement. O.o

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: lol Exactly!!!

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: No I said that I could have said it so although I may have physically said it I was merely quoting my possible statement so I can take no responibilty or liability for having said it.

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: By the way nice colours Andy, must have taken you ages lol

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: took me like... 15 minutes :P

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: :P Nope. You cannot remove responsibility for saying something by adding "I could have said" before hand. You still hold all liability for that statement. :P

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: Hahaha Traci is so schmart!

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: -pokes Andy- Schmart indeed! Now if you added a disclaimer before every statement...XD

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: *pokes Traci back* Heyyy...

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: -blink-

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: I blink every 6 seconds.... It should be an involuntary muscle movement....

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: Yeah but Traci isn't the multi-tasking type. She has to concentrate on every single thing she does

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: -stares at David- You may call it "nonsense" if you like, but I've heard nonsense, compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary! Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic. (So shut your trap before I sew it shut!)

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: Rofl... David is almost a bigger asshole than me :P

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: Sometimes. -glares at David, preparing the needle and thread-

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: *giggle* OOOOOHHH He's gonna get it!!

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: O.o Andy...you giggled?

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: Like you haven't giggled before, David...

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: Lies! I give manly chuckles.

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: Right...-prepares to go back into old messages and point out places where you've giggled-

2007-01-03 [phoenixborn]: Lies! The mighty David never giggles!

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: rofl.. Every guy giggles fool SIT DOWN DAVID!

2007-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: -is reminded of the Inuyasha "SIT BOY!" quote and giggles-

2007-01-03 [Andy8178]: Hahahaha!! So true. *giggles along with Traci*

2007-01-06 [wolfenLink]: can i get that fox?

2007-01-06 [Bookwyrm]: As long as you can read the rules. :)

2007-01-06 [Andy8178]: nope
*eats the fox* MINE!

2007-01-07 [yoda 16]: thanx for the ferret

2007-01-07 [Bookwyrm]: No problem. :)

2007-01-07 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: Angel is cute

2007-01-07 [Andy8178]: *eats the ferret, then looks at Angel, licking my lips*

2007-01-08 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: dont even think about it

2007-01-08 [Shadow Fox]: of course the one you really want is there after the one you finally decide on

2007-01-08 [Andy8178]: *gobbles up Angel and lets out a huge burp* YUMMM!! That was the best!

2007-01-08 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: um Angel is by my side and you will not hurt her

2007-01-08 [Andy8178]: *snickers*

2007-01-08 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: *hisses at you*

2007-01-09 [Andy8178]: hahaha, shush, for every animal you don't eat.... I'll eat 3 :P

2007-01-09 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: i happen to like Angel

2007-01-09 [Andy8178]: Then she'll be the first I devour >=)

2007-01-09 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: you have to get through me first

2007-01-09 [erubeus]: I can't put my name next to one of the pets

2007-01-09 [Bookwyrm]: That's because you you're not supposed to. You have to read the rules on the page. x-x

2007-01-09 [Enneigard Rebirth]: or you shall be torn into 666 pieces & purged from the bowels of Judecca.

2007-01-09 [Bookwyrm]: Oh shush.-.-

2007-01-09 [Andy8178]: No, don't shush... You're right ^_^

2007-01-10 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: oh shush

2007-01-10 [phoenixborn]: *Joins in* SHUSH.

2007-01-10 [Orochimaru]: ...?

2007-01-10 [phoenixborn]: I have no idea. I don't even know who Angel is.

2007-01-10 [Orochimaru]: ...yeah...

2007-01-10 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: kool

2007-01-10 [Andy8178]: Who cares, she's digesting in my wonderful stomach acids :P

2007-01-10 [Bookwyrm]: -smacks Andy 'cross the back of the head with a walking stick-

2007-01-11 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: good idea

2007-01-11 [phoenixborn]: ... *steals walking stick*

2007-01-11 [Nytefox]: ...sticks??? (picks up a random stick and tries to use it to summon something...)

2007-01-11 [Orochimaru]: *ish summoned*...damn...third time this week...*walks off muttering*

2007-01-11 [Bookwyrm]: -tackles David for stealing her walking stick- RUDE!

2007-01-11 [Nytefox]: hehe (gives it another try)... c'mon fire breathing demon/dragon like creature!

2007-01-11 [Big Brother]: hey? you called?

2007-01-11 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *spontaneously combusts into a phlegephage* god damn it [Nytefox]....oh well.

2007-01-11 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: haha

2007-01-11 [Enneigard Rebirth]: :L

2007-01-11 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: *tackles you*

2007-01-11 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yay! *hugs you*

2007-01-11 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: *hugs you back*

2007-01-11 [Nytefox]: Hey look, it's a Jon! EVEN BETTER!
and I caught someone on fire... SCHWEET!

2007-01-11 [phoenixborn]: *Catches on fire too* ARGH! PAIN!

2007-01-11 [Bookwyrm]: -dumps a bucket of water on David- NOOOO! I LOVES YOU!! Don't spontaneously combust!!

2007-01-11 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: heehee

2007-01-11 [phoenixborn]: It wasn't spontaneus It was arson! *cuddles wetly* thanky though :)

2007-01-11 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: meow

2007-01-11 [phoenixborn]: Argh! KITTY! *tries to hide in teapot*

2007-01-12 [Big Brother]: how am i better??

2007-01-12 [Nytefox]: uh... because you're Jon, king of all the giffies, lord hacker of the universe and smexy hott...

2007-01-12 [Big Brother]: right......

2007-01-12 [Orochimaru]: ...

2007-01-12 [phoenixborn]: ....DOTS!

2007-01-12 [Orochimaru]: .......................................................................................................................................................................................

2007-01-12 [phoenixborn]:

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2007-01-12 [Bookwyrm]: Arson...spontaneous combustion...what's the difference except a police report? XD ^_^ -ish all damp now-

2007-01-12 [Andy8178]: *licks my lips* Too dry here...

2007-01-12 [Bookwyrm]: -prepares to kick Andy-

2007-01-12 [Andy8178]: ?? The weather, darling. It's dry.

2007-01-12 [Bookwyrm]: Indeed...I still don't trust you. :P

2007-01-12 [Andy8178]: It got so cold today!... I think it got below 70!

2007-01-12 [Nytefox]: HOW IS THAT COLD?? What's wrong with you people? That's HOT. It's only 20F and even that's just a bit cool...

2007-01-12 [Andy8178]: Rofl, I was being sarcastic... Aka, the lack of winter :P

2007-01-12 [Nytefox]: Where's the snow??? THERE'S NO FUCKING SNOW HERE! IT'S FUCKING MICHIGAN, AND WE HAVE YET TO SEE A FOOT OF SNOW!

2007-01-12 [Eyes of the Reaper]: We're getting ice here. *nod nod*

2007-01-12 [Nytefox]: we've had Ice... but I want SNOW... enough to board on at least...

2007-01-12 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Ah, we're set for ice and 1"-2" of snow.

2007-01-12 [Nytefox]: ...How the hell are you guys getting snow... even in the UP of Michigan, we have no snow... poor innocent moose are dying of heat exhustion because there's no fucking snow here...

THIS IS REDICULOUS!

2007-01-12 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: meow

2007-01-12 [Shadow Fox]: I'm in Ontario and we haven't had snow.. it's been so warm it's odd, we're used to haveing about 2 feet of snow or more.. and that's not on mountains

2007-01-12 [Orochimaru]: i had 2 feet of snow...

2007-01-12 [phoenixborn]: We don't get snow 'til April, sometimes May.

2007-01-12 [zoloftzantac]: It's 22 degres F here in California, wtf?

2007-01-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: sponaneous combustion is fun. *catches self on fire* PYROHELL!!!

2007-01-12 [Andy8178]: *manifests fire and burns [Enneigard Rebirth]'s hair with it*... *proceeds to laugh my ass off*

2007-01-12 [Nytefox]: ...what's going on with the world these days? I mean, fuck it, it's colder in CALI than it is in MICHIGAN... (is trying not to make her head explode)

2007-01-12 [Bookwyrm]: The end of the world of course! I thought everyone knew this already? :O

2007-01-12 [Andy8178]: Please, if it was the end of the world then Bush would send more troops to Iraq

2007-01-12 [Bookwyrm]: -frowns- Please don't say that...

2007-01-12 [Nytefox]: uh... I think if it was the end of the world Andy, people would go totally Anarcist on a free for all... no one would be going anywhere but "home"

2007-01-12 [Andy8178]: Uhh... You didn't get what I said... Today Bush sent a lot more troops... get it?

2007-01-12 [phoenixborn]: Ah, a topical joke *claps* well done

2007-01-12 [Bookwyrm]: Yes I know he did Andy. I just don't really want to talk about it.

2007-01-12 [phoenixborn]: I thought it was good news? Or is it just the subject in general you don't want to talk about?

2007-01-13 [Bookwyrm]: It's the subject in general. x-x I don't like to think about it. It makes me sick.

2007-01-13 [Andy8178]: It wouldn't be a problem had he gone full-out in the beginning.. His strategists are giving him bad advice.

2007-01-15 [Nytefox]: Ok, when I was complaining about not having snow, I didnt mean send fucking Ice... DAMN YOU MOTHER NATURE! YOU DEPRIVED ME OF HEAT, POWER, INTERNET AND VIDEO GAMES ALL FUCKING DAY!

2007-01-15 [Bookwyrm]: ...It's not nice to piss off Mother Nature...

2007-01-16 [Andy8178]: ROFL!! Hahahaha God hates Canadians... (or whatever deity you believe in)

2007-01-16 [Nytefox]: what God do you speak of Andy?
and I know it's not... but she started it! If someone would tell her to stop oozing out a black vibe that's driving me mad...

2007-01-16 [Bookwyrm]: Well...it's a simple case of be careful what you wish for. :P

2007-01-16 [Nytefox]: I know... I know all to well... I just dont like listening to my own advice...

2007-01-16 [Bookwyrm]: Neither do I. ^_^ That's why I got yelled at last night. XD

2007-01-16 [Andy8178]: Hahahahah!

2007-01-16 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: meow hey whats every one up to

2007-01-16 [phoenixborn]: Working, having a headache and eating last nights pizza. You? XD

2007-01-16 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: last night it was spaghetti

2007-01-16 [phoenixborn]: Ew wouldn't fancy eating last nights spaghetti. Though I've probablyh eaten worse. Most of the things I've eaten I was probably too drunk to remember. Sometime Amnesia is a good thing.

2007-01-16 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: tonight its gunna be beef stu

2007-01-16 [Orochimaru]: lol...

2007-01-16 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: i wish it was escarole soup

2007-01-16 [Orochimaru]: ...i like steak...or pizza!

2007-01-16 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: i like italian disses

2007-01-16 [phoenixborn]: Tonight it's going to be whatever I find in the fridge that has the least fur on it.

2007-01-16 [Andy8178]: Hahaha... Sounds about right for a poor college student like me as well :P

2007-01-16 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: yea thats cool

2007-01-16 [phoenixborn]: I aint a college student anymore, but old habits die hard I guess. But there not as hard to kill as that cheese sandwich I had the other day..

2007-01-16 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: oh i see

2007-01-16 [Orochimaru]: ...*glares at the closet that i locked my living tofu in*...scary...